See All Evil, Speak No Evil

This is a public service announcement sponsored by the good folks who fight hard for justice on a daily basis only to be publicly humiliated on a daily basis. To the citizens of this city who refuse to come forward and testify against murderers, this is dedicated to you. I don't want to hear another fucking comment about why the DA's office "just let the killer go free." Here are five reasons why you should continue to keep your mouth shut:

1. If you don't want to testify about what you saw while the shooting was taking place, then don't complain when the motherfucker back on the fucking street.

2. If you don't have a law degree, don't ask me to explain to you why we can't prosecute the case with the weapon only. Guns can't take the stand in court and say that the defendant squeezed its trigger and killed the victim. I need more than physical evidence jackass.

3. If you've never practiced criminal law or don't have a law degree, then don't tell me how to do my fucking job.

4. I don't want to hear shit about anything that start with, "Well I heard that what really had happened was...", and you have nothing credible to substantiate this bullshit (legal translation--hearsay which isn't allowed at trial) you want me to waste time looking into. I don't investigate cases.

And the most important one of all...

5. When I call your ass to inform you of the court dates and that you will be needed to testify, don't say to me, "Well I ain't know I had to testify in court in front the defendant." Or, "Well the police told me I ain't have to testify." Or, "If I testify, do I get crimestoppers money?" when you know good and so goddamn well your ghetto ass never even called crimestoppers to report who the perpetrator was.

Those are the top five reasons why you bitches who see all this evil, but refuse to speak in court about the evil you witnessed need to shut the fuck up!!!!!