Nominees For Jackass Of The Week Award

This category is for the Jackass of the Week Award, and the nominees are:

OJ Simpson-this once respectable and famed athelete jackass got arrested for some dumb shit (shit that I still don't understand) after literally getting away with murder. Hey jackass...Cochran is dead!!!!

Snakeman-this Barnum and Bailey jackass decided he wanted to prove that his pet rattlesnake was harmless. So what does he do? He puts the damn snake in his mouth, and the snake bites his ass causing venom to flow through his body and causing ,among other things, suffocation. This foolish act could have killed his ass in SEVEN MINUTES. Hey jackass...get a fucking dog like normal people!!!!

Wanna Be Copkiller-this no-name jackass shot a policeman in a parish located in Louisiana. The thing about this shooting is that this is the first time in the history of the police department in that parish that a cop was shot in the line of duty. His ass was lucky they didn't shoot and kill his ass. Hey jackass....just kill yourself before the State of Louisiana do!!!!

Gov. Kathleen Blanco-this once highly regarded politician jackass and the people she placed in charge of administering Road Home money has awarded money to people who had no damage from Hurricane Katrina. In fact, they didn't even live in the part of the city that was damanged by the hurricane. And now, the Road Home funds are almost depleted. Hey jackass....there are still people displaced who haven't received any money to rebuild their homes destroyed by what? The fucking hurricane!!!!


Those are the nominees. Now before I make a decision on my own, I want you, the public, to vote and post your reasons for your vote on my blog. Otherwise, I'm just gonna pick OJ dumb ass.