What Makes A Woman "High Maintenance"

For the last week or so, I have been thinking about what makes a man call a woman high maintenance. My best friend and I were having a conversation over dinner, and she told me that she thinks I am high maintenance. I was shocked when she said it to me, but it made me think about what high maintenance really means. I did my research and found a definition I think defines what a high mainenance woman is to most men. A high maintenance woman is broadly defined as women who need many things (money, material goods, affection) to be happy. These women love dressing up whenever possible, and are obsessed with all aspects of their personal appearance and grooming in general. This almost obsessive attention to detail usually extends beyond their person, to their homes or apartments, their pets, and yes, even their men. In addition, they tend to be perfectionists, overachievers, self-centered, and a bit vain.

Quite frankly, I see nothing wrong with that definition because that is what most men look for in a woman. Most men I know love it when a woman dresses in the latest fashion. Be it business or casual/club scene attire. Men would prefer a woman who spends time grooming herself; i.e. hairstyle, manicure, pedicure, no excessive hair anywhere except on her head, fragrance, etc. Men certainly want a woman who keeps her apartment/house clean, and every man loves it when a woman spends money on them. So why is it that a man has a problem dating what he claims to be a high manitenance woman when that's the very woman he chooses or dreams about? The answer is men are so damn cheap that they don't want to spend money on anyone but themselves. Now I don't think I am high maintenance because I buy the things I want, nor do I wait around for someone to get it for me. It would be different if I expected a man to get the material things that I want, but I don't. I honestly think if I were in a relationship I still would spend my money on me because that's the reason why I work. I went to law school so that I could pamper myself whenever I see fit.

So to all the men who have a problem with so called high maintenance women I say this...... Get a better paying job bi-otch!!!!! Get rich bitch!!!!!!! LMAO!!!