The Most Over-Rated Holiday

Perhaps I'm being cynical about this whole Valentine's Day crap, but I honestly think its a useless holiday. All it does is remind a person of the shit they didn't get. You didn't get roses, diamonds, candy, balloons, stuffed animal, or more importantly that engagement ring your ass been waiting on since Hec was a pup. Everything is over-priced, and Cupid is a chunky bitch flying around in a shitty diaper. Now, could it be that I am disgruntled considering I've been single since the age of 22. That's about 13 years but who's keeping track. Or maybe I'm just not into holidays as such. Truth be told, I'm no fan of balloons, stuffed animals, and I certainly don't need to be stuffing my face with candy. Roses are attractive to the eye, but hell its a bunch of dead flowers waiting to lose its aroma and stage of beauty. The diamonds on the other hand should be given on any day. Perhaps I'm expecting too much, but they are a girls best friend. Not to mention they certainly last a hell of a lot longer than the man who gave 'em to you, and they're worth more; monetarily that is. So this blog is for those who didn't have a Valentine. Join me in saying FUCK Cupid...Boy that felt good....